February 2012
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so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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I finally did it
verbalasphyxiation:
Me: i have no words i think i’m the only person in the world that has watched sherlock and would rather bang watson but idgaf i mean, i’d happily take on either but you know hobbits. Di: lol I completely understand Me: i knew you would Di: hobbits, man sexy little non-toddlers Me: …you just took this in a very strange direction. thank you.
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Reblog this and go on your page
Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS
like my 30th time rebloggin , ilove this :D lol
oh my gawddd <3
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been waiting for this omg
I LOVE EVERYTHING :D :D
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I am not Tumblr famous. I love when people talk to...
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Anonymous asked: You want a freaky anon bb? Well you got one. Bend over
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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Apparently this thing doesn't warn me when I get...
And thanks for following. And I’m sorry.
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HOLD THE FUCK UP
fuckmedaryldixon:
cyanide-and-sugar:
boondockbrothers:
DARYL ISN’T IN NEXT WEEK’S EPISODE?
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WHO THE FUCKING FUCKED THIS FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK.
My sentiments exactly………………
………….. What the actual fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! He was hardly in the past two! Ugh, I’m watching the Oscars now.
Oh no no no. This is very bad. Very not good. I can wait to see it on Monday then...
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hearapianofall replied to your post: A, K, Q, X, and Z! <3 And wait, SRSLY WITH ZACHARY LEVI?! I AM DISAPPOINT.
So said an ONTD member whose brother works in Hollywood as a casting…whatever. :(
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hearapianofall asked: A, K, Q, X, and Z! <3
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FANDOM EDITION: Are these the kind of things you'd...
imafangirlnotadoctor:
A - Your current OTP
B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind
C - A pairing you have never liked and probably never will
D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t
E - Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what
F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom
G - Do you remember your first...
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crossbowsandwalkers:
ask-daryl-dixon:
listen...
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Well it's episode 1 and this show is already...
I swear no show in the world makes me cry as often as this one.
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HOLY CHRIST IN A CAN I WILL FINALLY HAVE THE...
PRAISE THE LAWD.
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Steve Roger's guide to seducing women.
lady-sigyn-loki:
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Stun her with your cleverness
Amaze her with your bravery
Get her to love your “faults”
Subliminally encourage skin to skin contact
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Bruce Banner’s guide to seducing women:
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Never mind, just pretend you don’t exist.
Tony Stark’s Guide to seducing women:
step 1: walk into the room
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